1 00:00:04,609 --> 00:00:08,890 Daddy, why am I carrying the heavier part of the tree? Because I'm wearing 2 00:00:08,890 --> 00:00:10,430 dope jacket that I don't want to get sap on. 3 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:13,930 Well, did we pass against the cheapest tree on the line? 4 00:00:14,230 --> 00:00:17,250 Let me put it to you like this. The cheaper the tree, the better your gift. 5 00:00:17,990 --> 00:00:18,990 Hey. 6 00:00:19,570 --> 00:00:21,350 Hey, Merry Christmas. 7 00:00:21,590 --> 00:00:23,850 Oh, Mama, you made it before the blizzard. 8 00:00:24,270 --> 00:00:25,930 Oh, maybe not too tight. 9 00:00:26,290 --> 00:00:29,950 I'm not feeling too well from the flight. It's probably just jet lag. 10 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:32,650 Don't you mean broom? Lag by pretty. 11 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:38,230 Flex, I am not in the mood. Oh, come on, Nicole. 12 00:00:38,650 --> 00:00:40,810 Just one more time. Come on, what you got? Come on. 13 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:45,110 Uh, you so thin, if we put a dime on your head, you'll look like a nail. 14 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:48,150 That's all you got? 15 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:49,610 You must really be sick. 16 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:53,630 Oh, a box of unhung Christmas decorations. 17 00:00:54,290 --> 00:00:56,350 Ooh, and a broken down Christmas tree. 18 00:00:56,650 --> 00:01:00,150 Still doing Christmas last minute, huh, Flex? Hey, what you call last minute, I 19 00:01:00,150 --> 00:01:02,050 call a free tree. 20 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,520 You didn't wait till last minute to get that two -way pager cell phone I asked 21 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,860 for. Why you gonna play me like that? I got you covered, baby. 22 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,280 You know, go in my bedroom and get that Pepto for your mom. 23 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,219 Oh, sure. 24 00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:17,900 Thank you, boy. 25 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:19,760 She's jumping, man. 26 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,060 Got her covered when you play with me like that. 27 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,640 You a radio chef? 28 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:28,440 You got any more of those two -way pager cell phones? 29 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:43,640 But I can't tell nobody That I'll isolate you now When there's nobody 30 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:12,790 A championship ring. 31 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:15,410 Kevin Garnett, a diamond earring buffer. 32 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:19,750 And Latrell Sprewell, some dandruff spray for his braids. 33 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:23,930 Well, that's all for the Flex Files on Flex Washington. 34 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:25,850 Flat out, back to you, Edwin. 35 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:28,690 God bless you. 36 00:02:29,990 --> 00:02:34,530 Gesundheit. And back to me. Looks like the blue bug that's going around has 37 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:35,530 our anchorman. 38 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:40,990 And when we come back, Edwin will have the latest update on the blizzard. 39 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,640 And hopefully a tissue. 40 00:02:44,260 --> 00:02:45,260 And we're out. 41 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:53,780 Cover your mouth. Look at these weaklings. I once worked 56 hours 42 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:56,780 pneumonia. So what if I don't have the full use of my right lung? 43 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,020 Well, I'm sorry to hear about your little handicap, but I got my own 44 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:05,680 Like, when am I going to start to cover the hard -hitting stories? I've become a 45 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,760 diligent, thorough... old hard -working reporter. 46 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,440 It's my time. No, it's Christmas Eve, and you should be home with your family. 47 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,860 Only those of us with an empty womb should be working. 48 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:21,920 All right, then. Merry Christmas, and may your womb be filled with joy. 49 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:28,660 Hey, everybody. 50 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:30,220 Hey. 51 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,800 Ooh, girl. 52 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:35,260 Looks like you got hit by a truck, and it backed up and ran over you again. 53 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:41,970 Please don't go. 54 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:45,830 Okay, okay, I won't. Ooh, I'm sorry you had to fight dirty with them fake tears, 55 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:47,950 but I learned from the best. Thank you, Daddy. 56 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,150 Okay, I'm about to go put your bags up in the back. 57 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:57,010 Ooh. You know what? Maybe it was those polar bear burgers I ate on the plane. 58 00:03:58,070 --> 00:04:00,910 Well, with you being sick, it's good that you're sleeping here. 59 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:02,130 Sleeping here? 60 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:04,050 After what happened Thanksgiving? 61 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:09,450 Flex, I thought that we decided that, uh, you weren't gonna get any more of 62 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,450 this. 63 00:04:14,589 --> 00:04:18,310 No, no, no, no. We decided that being friends was better for us, and you 64 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:19,470 getting any more of this. 65 00:04:22,089 --> 00:04:24,750 You wish. That you wouldn't beg for it. Yes, I do. 66 00:04:26,470 --> 00:04:29,710 Anyway, Brianna wants you here, and she would love to have both of us home for 67 00:04:29,710 --> 00:04:31,670 Christmas. Well, you don't have to work at all? 68 00:04:31,930 --> 00:04:34,610 Well, even if I had the opportunity, I can't run off on assignment doing 69 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:35,830 Brianna's first Christmas with me. 70 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,000 Old saga of a single parent versus career. 71 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:42,760 I lived it for 12 years. It sure puts a dent in your social life. 72 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:47,460 Well, my bachelor day seemed so long ago, I can't even remember what a 73 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:48,460 Chili to party was like. 74 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:50,020 Wait a minute. 75 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,760 Hmm, there it is. 76 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:00,880 Hmm. So how are we going to decorate this sorry -looking tree? 77 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:04,240 The same way we deal with Uncle Oxfin's gambling problem. 78 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:07,840 We had it. 79 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,960 Look at all the gifts under the tree. 80 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,320 It's disgusting. It's from things for commercialism. You spend all your 81 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,480 allowance again, huh? Girl, you know it. Not a lot to give you for Christmas is 82 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,480 a hug. 83 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:23,100 And a little for me. 84 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:26,100 And a little for my homies. 85 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:30,100 And a little more for my lady. 86 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:34,920 This eggnog is going to be better than Viagra. 87 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,680 Don't you drink too much of that or the answer's gonna be, no, I have a 88 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,680 headache. Oh, it ain't your head I'm interested in. 89 00:05:51,940 --> 00:05:52,940 Man, 90 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,800 it is coming out out there. 91 00:05:56,380 --> 00:06:00,340 I swear, it's so cold, I saw a homeless man jump out of his box and into a 92 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,340 refrigerator. 93 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,660 I accommodated a snowcat awful lot. 94 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,220 It was either that or hole up in the sales office with this old cleaning 95 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:12,010 Now, if I was 40 years older, you'd invite her to dinner just like you did. 96 00:06:12,930 --> 00:06:13,930 Yeah, you know me, dog. 97 00:06:19,390 --> 00:06:20,390 Hello? 98 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:22,750 Hey, Stacy. 99 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:25,170 What's going on? Oh, nothing much. 100 00:06:25,690 --> 00:06:30,010 I was just thinking about that whole stepping up thing, and maybe I was a 101 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:30,949 too hasty. 102 00:06:30,950 --> 00:06:32,170 I'm ready to give you your break. 103 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:33,369 Oh, really? 104 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:34,630 What brought this on? 105 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:38,050 To tell the truth, I could really use some help around here, and... 106 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:40,020 Edwin's not feeling too well. 107 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:48,000 Oh, look, I don't know. I mean, it's Christmas. My whole family's here. Hold 108 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:49,480 What is it, Flex? 109 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,200 Stacy wants me to come down to the station. This could be my big break, but 110 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,320 is Brianna's first Christmas here. And it'll still be my first Christmas when 111 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,320 you get back. 112 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,400 Stacy, I'm on my way. 113 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,260 Hey, D, I'm gonna need a ride on that snowcat, dog. Ah, no problem, dog. 114 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:12,200 Okay, kids, gather round, gather round. It's time for Big Daddy's traditional 115 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,000 Christmas story. Oh, yeah. 116 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,600 It was 50 years ago in Alabama. 117 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:22,940 Me and my 15 brothers and sisters only had one pair of shoes between us. 118 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:24,900 Really, Grandpa? 119 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:26,100 Oh, it's true. 120 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,500 We could only go outside to play one at a time. 121 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:39,080 in the blizzard. You don't know how bad I hate you. 122 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:43,020 Oh, what's the big deal with sexual harassment? I like this mama. 123 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,860 We go live in 30 seconds. Come on. 124 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:48,180 Oh, okay. 125 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,020 Okay, I got this. 126 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,160 Okay, I'm on sports. Who's on weather? You. 127 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,100 Who's on traffic? You. Who's on news? Oh, let me guess. Is it you? 128 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:04,000 I don't know what you're laughing at. You're on teleprompter. 129 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:07,430 know about working a teleprompter? Well, do you know about how you'll walk after 130 00:08:07,430 --> 00:08:08,850 I nut your kneecaps off with my teeth? 131 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:12,090 Both ouch and mmm. 132 00:08:13,850 --> 00:08:18,630 Duane O'Dell Knox, teleprompter operator at your service. Okay, in five, four, 133 00:08:18,850 --> 00:08:19,850 three. 134 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:21,550 Good evening. 135 00:08:21,770 --> 00:08:26,130 I'm Flex Washington, and I'll be sitting in for everybody. 136 00:08:26,850 --> 00:08:30,950 We'll be bringing you continuous coverage of the blizzard that's, that's, 137 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:32,549 that's, Duane! 138 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:34,530 Oh, my bad. 139 00:08:35,049 --> 00:08:36,049 Krispy Kreme. 140 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:39,350 Bear with me, Baltimore. 141 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:43,470 It's going to be a long evening. But stay tuned. Our next story, news anchor 142 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:46,890 bludgeon teleprompter operator with a box of Krispy Kreme. 143 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:54,630 Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened. 144 00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:59,510 One look at that macaroni and cheese and I just felt like I was on that teacup 145 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:00,510 ride. 146 00:09:01,150 --> 00:09:03,730 You just lie right here and get yourself together. 147 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,940 Thank you. Here's some saltines to settle your stomach. 148 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,580 Oh, thank you, Eunice. Go easy with them. 149 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:11,540 I see you put on some weight. 150 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,100 Oh, that's right. Turn it up. 151 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:17,900 Oh, 152 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:24,240 my son is so handsome on TV. He's going to be the next Al Roker. 153 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:27,960 Enough chat. 154 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:29,920 How many weeks are you? 155 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:31,460 What are you talking about? 156 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:35,650 You've been throwing up ever since I got here. I dreamed about halibut last 157 00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:39,730 night, and everybody knows fish dreams are scientific proof of pregnancy. 158 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,050 Well, if you must know, I'm only a week late. 159 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,890 And yes, it could be job stress. 160 00:09:47,790 --> 00:09:51,570 And yes, I did get a little queasy looking at the macaroni and cheese. 161 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:56,810 And yes, the last time that happened, I was carrying... Brianna. 162 00:09:58,810 --> 00:09:59,910 Oh, halibut. 163 00:10:02,830 --> 00:10:04,370 I'm not going to ask who the father is. 164 00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:07,890 I mean, that's your business. It really doesn't concern me at all. 165 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:10,530 Well, actually, we've both seen the father naked. 166 00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:12,930 You and my Richard? 167 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:14,130 Ew! 168 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:16,110 Ew! 169 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:22,550 On a happier note, due to severe weather, the Wu -Tang Sing's Christmas 170 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:23,850 tour has been canceled. 171 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:26,090 Oh, my God. 172 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:33,170 This is impossible. 173 00:10:33,410 --> 00:10:37,970 You live in Nova Scotia. He lives in Baltimore. How'd you two do it? Over the 174 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:38,970 internet? 175 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:41,170 It happened during Thanksgiving. 176 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:43,670 And I hope you're not just blaming me. 177 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:48,050 No. No. It's what happens when a bad girl meets a good boy. 178 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:52,590 How long are you going to keep doing this? 179 00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:54,990 I made something of myself. 180 00:10:55,290 --> 00:10:56,590 I got a PhD, damn it. 181 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,570 Who says I'm talking about you? 182 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:08,580 You're not the only one. I had a baby shower and a bridal shower on the same 183 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,580 day. 184 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,260 Then why did you give me so much grief? 185 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:16,160 Because I was a grandmother before I was 40. I was still queen of the disco. 186 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:22,820 So what are you going to do? 187 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:29,340 Well, if I am pregnant, you know, the child is my responsibility. 188 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:32,960 Raised my baby by myself in Nova Scotia. 189 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,580 What about Flex? He's the father. 190 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:36,860 He should know. 191 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,220 He's got his career, and he's raising Brianna. 192 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:45,720 I just don't want to burden him. In fact, you know what? I could catch the 193 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,200 plane out of here he would never know. 194 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:54,680 So Daddy finally got a job in the lumberyard making toothpicks for a dime 195 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,680 barrel. 196 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,740 That's when we got our first Christmas tree. 197 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:05,200 Y 'all will never guess who's pregnant. 198 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,120 Oh, no, Brianna. Say it isn't so. 199 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:11,340 Don't you worry. I'll stand by you, and I'll raise the baby as my own little 200 00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:12,259 mama. 201 00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:16,360 I can't believe you had sex and didn't tell me I thought I was your best 202 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,500 Okay, has everybody been dipping in Grandpa's eggnog? 203 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,980 It's not me. It's my mama. 204 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,080 Oh, well, I'm not raising that kid. 205 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,760 Look, my mom... not going to tell my dad she's having a baby. She's talking 206 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,760 about going back to Nova Scotia and raising it by herself. 207 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,180 Come on, y 'all, we gotta go. 208 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:36,360 So, we all jumped in to the river naked. 209 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,200 That's when I saw the most beautiful fish. 210 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,280 It had the mouth of a woman. 211 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:49,280 For a more accurate assessment of the blizzard, we found a man on the street, 212 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:50,420 Dwayne Odell Knox. 213 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,040 Mr. Knox, what exactly did you witness outside? 214 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,880 Snow. 215 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,600 would you describe the snow -blanketed city outside? 216 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,140 Barren, deserted, cold. 217 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:09,180 Snow and cold. So if you didn't know, now you do. Thank you, Mr. Knox. Stay 218 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:12,900 tuned to WYNX for your up -to -date news and weather. We'll be right back. 219 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,260 And we're in commercial. 220 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,140 Thanks a lot, Rain Man. 221 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,420 Stacy, this is a nightmare. 222 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,280 Lex, Lex, relax. 223 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:24,360 I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I'm impressed. 224 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,840 You're not breaking, you're having fun with it. 225 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:29,680 I think you're on your way to getting those meatier sports stories. 226 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Ah, you hear that, dog? 227 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:32,760 You're about to become the meaty man. 228 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:40,240 And we're back in five, four, three... I'm Flex Washington, and you're watching 229 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,240 WYNX News. 230 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,020 Donations are... Where are you going? 231 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,620 I gotta talk to my dad. But he's busy right now. You guys are teenagers. 232 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,000 Shouldn't you be at some rock concert popping caps? 233 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:54,519 Daddy, what's going on? 234 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,280 Your dad's really into the news right now. Maybe we should tell him later. 235 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,120 Hey, how many Z's are on blizzard? 236 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,100 I think I know how to get my dad interested. 237 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,520 Uh, Dwayne, I need to add something into the script. 238 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:07,820 Oh, you can't do that. 239 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,900 You're not a union. 240 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:11,819 Oh, my God. 241 00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:12,880 My first exclusive. 242 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:17,280 The Weather Service reports that snow is falling at five inches an hour. 243 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:20,640 Officials estimate that Nicole Barnes is four weeks white. 244 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:28,980 after this break. 245 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,080 Hi. 246 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,500 Your mom is pregnant? How did this happen? Well, I heard her talking to 247 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:37,920 She's not even gonna tell you. She's going back to Nova Scotia having the 248 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,480 on her own. You gotta talk to her. 249 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:40,860 But I can't walk out on Stacy. 250 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,200 What am I saying? I can't walk out on me. This is my big break, sweetie. 251 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,540 But Daddy, please. She's talking about leaving tonight. 252 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,660 She'll be black, pregnant, and alone in the... 253 00:14:58,180 --> 00:14:59,900 Stacy, look, I gotta go. Family emergency. 254 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,480 And you're in the middle of a work emergency, Mr. Meteor Stories? 255 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,860 Stacy, I want to do those stories. No, I deserve to do those stories. 256 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,120 But my family comes first. I'm sorry. 257 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,000 Flex! Flex! 258 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:19,320 All right, Dwayne, looks like it's me and you. 259 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,160 Well, I didn't know you wanted to roll that way, but I'm down. 260 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:26,540 I'm talking about us going on camera. 261 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,120 Oh, you got a little freak in you, don't you? 262 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,000 Brianna came down to the station and told me that you're pregnant. 263 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,280 Oh, she must have been listening outside that door. 264 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,340 Oh, that sneaky little girl, just like her mama. 265 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,720 Mom, could you give us a minute? 266 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,680 Like... Our little romp at Thanksgiving has come back as a Christmas gift. 267 00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:00,360 I can't believe that I'm going to be a father again. 268 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,900 I don't know what happened. 269 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,620 I mean, we were very safe. 270 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:06,580 Guess my boys are great swimmers, just like little Aquaman. 271 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:11,720 Get over yourself. 272 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:16,280 Look, I don't want you to worry about this, okay? As long as you continue to 273 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:19,780 take care of Brianna, I can raise little Levi all by myself. 274 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:23,930 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, ain't no child of mine going to be named after jeans. 275 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:28,110 Although I've always liked the name Jordache. 276 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:36,150 Look, I know we may not be together, but we're in this together. 277 00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:44,710 But, Flex, I don't want to interfere in your life, you know? Things are going 278 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:45,710 well for you. 279 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:49,190 Look, I spent a lot of years away from Brianna. 280 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,000 And I don't want that to happen again. 281 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,980 Hey, Mommy. I picked up this pregnancy test for you from the store. 282 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:01,200 The sales lady said it's the best one and that I should be ashamed of myself. 283 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:05,940 Three, two, one! 284 00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:07,440 Merry Christmas! 285 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,800 Arnaz, this is for you. 286 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,160 Uh... Oh, this wedding? 287 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,619 The doors, Albert? 288 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,220 All artists who die before their time. 289 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:23,520 How deep is your affection, Ryan? 290 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,720 Deep enough to buy you a used CD. 291 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:32,620 Well, Brianna, you know how I am. I waited until the last minute, so I did 292 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:33,620 best that I could. 293 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,260 Oh, you got my pager! Thank you, Daddy! 294 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,180 Don't thank me. Thank your brother selling them in the alley. 295 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,340 Oh, cheer up, girl. Here, I made this for you. 296 00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,130 In a few minutes, I'm going to have something for you. 297 00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,990 I, um, I took the test. 298 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:16,990 Well, uh, let's wait together. 299 00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:21,270 Okay, everybody, gather round. 300 00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:23,870 I'm going to finish my Christmas story. 301 00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:26,850 You want to look? 302 00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:27,909 No, you look. 303 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:28,910 No, it's your pee, you look. 304 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,290 You know, this is going to change our lives. 305 00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:34,110 Again. 306 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:36,950 Yeah, I know. 307 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:46,000 to have a little brother and little sister? 308 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,420 I don't know. Which dot is the right dot? 309 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:50,780 Here, let me see. 310 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,160 Ooh, that's the wrong answer. Ew! 311 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,440 All right, well, let me get a good look at this. 312 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:04,400 Well, looks like there's not going to be a miracle this Christmas. 313 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,180 Sure there is. 314 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,940 I got both of my parents on Christmas. 315 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,500 My family. 316 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,880 It doesn't get any better than this. 317 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,270 in front of the camera like that. 318 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:31,930 You hear that? 319 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:35,990 The Christmas carols, smell the holiday ham, fresh -cut Christmas trees. 320 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,930 This is my favorite time of the year. Yeah, well, I hate it. 321 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:43,410 All my girlfriends with their loving husbands, apple -cheeked children and 322 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:47,430 perfect Martha Stewart -like Christmas table all looking down on me because I'm 323 00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:48,670 a career woman with only one ovary. 324 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:51,870 Girl, you better come in. 325 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,510 What made you do that? 326 00:19:57,710 --> 00:19:58,730 I think it was the one over. 327 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,370 Yeah? Well, do it again. Watch yourself. 328 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:08,990 How do you like Christmas now? 329 00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:10,750 I think I'll love it. 330 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:20,790 Love you too, Netta.